Our Privacy Statement
We neither sell nor share your information with outside companies or third parties.
When you purchase from our online store, we collect your name, billing and shipping addresses, phone number, e-mail address, and credit card information. You provide this information so we can process and ship your order. We respect your privacy by not selling or sharing this information.
We’d love it if you joined our mailing list. Don’t worry, we hate emails too. We promise to only send you stuff that will save you money or save your life in an emergency. And you can remove your name from our list anytime. No hard feelings. We can still be friends.
Your credit card information is completely safe. We promise we won’t use it for anything other than your purchase. Unless we get an email from a Nigerian prince stuck at Heathrow Airport who needs some quick cash to get out of a bind. Just kidding.
Protecting your information is our highest priority. We have several safeguards to keep your information completely confidential. The checkout process itself employs Secure Sockets Layer (SSL)* technology to insure your safety.
*Secure Sockets Layer encrypts your order information and sends it to a secure server.
Returns & Exchanges
T-Shirts, like sandwiches, are custom-made – therefore, there are no returns or exchanges permitted. If WE make a mistake, please let us know (within 7 days of receiving your shirt) and we will gladly, humbly, and quickly make you a new one, of course.
If you’re picking up your order you’ll get an email from us with the time your stuff will be ready. Usually it takes less than 24 hours. If you’re having a t-shirt emergency please call or email us to make sure we’ve got your goods on hand. Still, the “so fast you’ll freak™”- “freaky fastest” way to get a t-shirt is to stop by. Unless the Cubbies are in the World Series. Then there could be a bit of a wait.
Shipping & Handling
We ship all our packages via UPS.
If we have everything in stock, your order will ship within 24 hours. As soon as your order ships you’ll get a tracking number. If we’re missing something important and it could lead to a delay, we will personally call you up, give you some options and talk about it. Really talk about it, you know?
Illinois residents will be charged 10.25% sales tax. If you live in Illinois and don’t wanna pay sales tax you can have your order shipped to a different state. But you’ll have to figure out how to retrieve it. Which might end up costing you more than 10.25% sales tax…something to consider.